A vital addition to the CIA World Factbook
by Owen
CIA World Fact book is here, and that is where it is
WOLVES
Flag: recently consumed. Wolves now use yours.
INTRODUCTION
Background: carnivorous canine quadrupeds from the inky darkness of your soul.
GEOGRAPHY
Location: closer by the second.
Geographic co-ordinates: cannot be pinpointed by mortal means.
Map references: wolves have no need of such. They know where they are.
Area: 1 International Wolf unit per wolf. 0.5 IWUs per half wolf.
Area - comparative: slightly more than twice the teeth of the USA.
Coastline: the sea knows to accommodate wolves of any size.
Climate: cold as your chilled brains.
Terrain: mostly moderately fluffy.
Elevation extremes: 5'6", more in times of rage.
Natural resources: coal.
Natural hazards: coal.
Environment - current issues: coal. Not coal. Wolves.
Geography - note: wolves may carry small mountain ranges at their discretion.
ECONOMY
Overview: wolves receive a wolving allowance of £25.50 per annum.
TRANSPORTATION
Ports and harbours: wolves are permitted their choice of Hampshire coastal towns.
Transportation - note: feet, also.
TRANSNATIONAL ISSUES
Disputes - international: occasional, resolved by pursuit and consumption. Wolves ate Latvia. Latvowolves. WolvolatVasdfjkl; coal.
WOLVES
Flag: recently consumed. Wolves now use yours.
INTRODUCTION
Background: carnivorous canine quadrupeds from the inky darkness of your soul.
GEOGRAPHY
Location: closer by the second.
Geographic co-ordinates: cannot be pinpointed by mortal means.
Map references: wolves have no need of such. They know where they are.
Area: 1 International Wolf unit per wolf. 0.5 IWUs per half wolf.
Area - comparative: slightly more than twice the teeth of the USA.
Coastline: the sea knows to accommodate wolves of any size.
Climate: cold as your chilled brains.
Terrain: mostly moderately fluffy.
Elevation extremes: 5'6", more in times of rage.
Natural resources: coal.
Natural hazards: coal.
Environment - current issues: coal. Not coal. Wolves.
Geography - note: wolves may carry small mountain ranges at their discretion.
ECONOMY
Overview: wolves receive a wolving allowance of £25.50 per annum.
TRANSPORTATION
Ports and harbours: wolves are permitted their choice of Hampshire coastal towns.
Transportation - note: feet, also.
TRANSNATIONAL ISSUES
Disputes - international: occasional, resolved by pursuit and consumption. Wolves ate Latvia. Latvowolves. WolvolatVasdfjkl; coal.
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