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Which Horrible Affliction are you?

Do you prefer margarine to butter?
 
Do you enjoy the music of Britney Spears, N*Sync or the Backstreet Boys?
 
Have you ever found yourself singing in the shower?
 
Do you now, or have you ever, caused untold death and destruction in the third world (that you can remember)?
 
Do you hate injections?
 
Is disco really dead?
 
Would you consider yourself to be transmitted by apes?
 
Do you think that Adam Sandler is a funny man?
 
Have you ever forced anything to foam at the mouth or go mad in a painful and disturbing way?
 
Did Riley from Buffy the Vampire Slayer do it for you?
 
Do you laugh in the face of antibodies?
 
When a person is down, do you prefer altering the functions of their body in such a way that they slowly spiral towards death to simply kicking them?
 
Is it in a person's best interests to not have sex if you're involved?
 
Are decomposing cadavers your playground?
 
Have you ever obliterated a village?
 
Can you be cured?
 

Benjamin wrote this.

 

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